the end... by sarah brumble.

Month

October 2009

33 posts

timberline lodge, meet the overlook hotel. → atlasobscura.com

all the things i love have come together:

a) my writing’s been published!

b) atlas obscura!

c) shelly duvall!

d) halloween in mpls!

cheers to all, and thanks for celebrating with me. burn a red candle in my honor.

Oct 30, 2009
Oct 27, 2009
#new masters
Fight Club: The return of Hobbes → metaphilm.com

after your reading, please prepare to respond to the following questions:

1. In the film, Calvin and Hobbes actually reversed many personality traits as Jack and Tyler. Is it possible that Calvin is the personality that got repressed and Hobbes is the one that did the “growing up”? Discuss.

2. Tyler wears a fur coat near the end of the movie. What is the significance of this garment, given his past incarnation as a jungle animal? Discuss.

3. If Calvin really wanted to change things, why didn’t he just dust off his old cardboard-box time machine and hop in? Discuss.

4. After the end of Fight Club, when Calvin realizes he’s effectively killed Hobbes twice now, do you really think he’ll still be “okay”? Discuss.

Oct 26, 2009
Oct 26, 2009
#yes, please
Oct 22, 20091 note
#foto bonus
really?

“She has really great eye makeup,” said Talking Heads frontman David Byrne, a longtime [Donatella] Versace fan.

Oct 21, 2009
#say what you mean
Oct 21, 2009
Oct 20, 2009
#it's that easy!
'correspondence deserving of a wider audience'

“Getting hideously drunk at a dinner party and embarrassing yourself is certainly nothing new. As far back as the 9th Century, the beautifully named ‘Dunhuang Bureau of Etiquette’ insisted that local officials use the following letter template (dated 856) when sending apologies to offended dinner hosts. The guilty party would copy the template text, enter the dinner host’s name, sign the letter and then deliver with head bowed. The letter was discovered, alongside thousands of other documents, in a sealed cave library in western China. To read more - and I suggest you do - visit the incredible International Dunhuang Project.

The entire scroll, filled with Form Letters adapted for various situations, can be seen here.”

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Yesterday, having drunk too much, I was intoxicated as to pass all bounds; but none of the rude and coarse language I used was uttered in a conscious state. The next morning, after hearing others speak on the subject, I realised what had happened, whereupon I was overwhelmed with confusion and ready to sink into the earth with shame.

—from Letters of Note (10.16.2009)

Oct 19, 2009
#say what you mean

“Her patent, said Fred Amran, a professor of creativity at the University of Minnesota […]”

wait. wait… what?

“a professor of creativity”

one more time.

“a professor of creativity”

that means there’s more than one professor of creativity!

Oct 19, 2009
#yes, please
to be used:

eight (8) 15” x 22 1/2” sheets of tempered glass @ ten (10) dollars ($)

Oct 19, 20091 note
Oct 17, 2009
#scheming
“We’re going to go out on a limb and suggest that the auditory hallucinations have something to do with eating huge portions of poison ants. As for the schoolchildren all joining in on the act, that sounds like good old-fashioned mass hysteria, since among humans, crazy is more contagious than any disease. Also, at this point we’re starting to think there’s a hidden part of the human brain that just wants an excuse to fuck shit up and blame it on ghosts.” —
Oct 17, 20091 note
#good advice
Oct 16, 2009
waka waka

jesus is my episco-pal lol get it?

Oct 16, 2009
slide.
  • gee: i really dont see myself as a tapdancing ladybug. i was hoping to be a wolf.
  • me: you mean your inner animal would be a wolf?
  • gee: yes. my spirit animal. my power animal.
  • me: that's pretty fierce... i'm thinking your power animal is an otter. that's kinda like a wolf...
  • gee: i am NOT an otter
  • me: okay okay! what am i?
  • gee: you're an arctic fox, obviously.
  • me: hahahaha obviously!
  • gee: or a snow leopard. a snowy creature. not a snow owl though
  • me: is it because i'm white?
  • gee: no.
  • me: you racist bitch!
  • gee: haha!! because you're fast.
  • me: but i want to be an OWL!
  • gee: NO YOU ARE NOT AN OWL.
  • me: WHYYYYY? i'm not fast either!
  • gee: SORRY. thats just not what you are.
  • me: why the hell not? what makes me so not-owl?
  • gee: actually come to think of it, you could be a barn owl.
  • me: i love barn owls. listen, i accept your offer of barn owl. sold.
Oct 15, 2009
“Thanks for urging me to come out to the West. I have been out there a few times and admire the country. But the mountains are not for me. This midwestern farm country is in my blood. By build and by disposition, I am a prairie schooner.” —Grant “American Gothic” Wood
Oct 14, 2009
#Old Masters
Football, dog fighting, and brain damage → newyorker.com

“In one of the rooms, there is an enormous refrigerator, filled with brains packed away in hundreds of plastic containers. Nearby is a tray with small piles of brain slices. They look just like the ginger shavings that come with an order of sushi.”

Oct 14, 2009
#thank you anyway
Oct 13, 2009
a dissertation on zombie dominance → thedailybeast.com

this one’s for you, zombie pub crawl.

Oct 13, 2009
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