My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-30) →
Dark Dark Dark (12) Godspeed You! Black Emperor (3) Mogwai (3) Tortoise (2) Ratatat (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-23) →
Mogwai (22) The National (15) The Gaslight Anthem (11) Arcade Fire (7) The Essex Green (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
my doppelgängers, as reported by strangers in the...
in chronological order: the hypothetical daughter of frances mcdormand the girl from ‘secret diaries of a call girl’ a cross between angelina jolie and juliette lewis ellen muth, from ‘dead like me’
dictionaryofobscuresorrows: n. [Brit. wallesia] a condition characterized by scanning faces in a crowd looking for a specific person who would have no reason to be there, which is your brain’s way of checking to see whether they’re still in your life, subconsciously patting its emotional pockets before it leaves for the day.
‘Hunted by a tiger when moth-catching,’ one wrote. ‘Hunt...– Dying for Discovery - NYTimes.com
this is hilarious. even when it’s this stupidly cold out, i don’t miss portland. mom, lauren haskins, and jeremy paul thomas, you’re exempt from category two.
home again home again giggity gig
[our scene begins at the "drop off" area, where a cabbie has just brought a load of passengers to the airport.]
me: can you take me home, or do you have another call?
him: i can take you home... you're not a cop, right?
me: ha! no... just someone who wants to go home. [i continue laughing as i put myself in the car and tell him where we're headed.]
him: do you want a cigarette?
[offers me a newport. i weigh the pros and cons; cough drop-esque menthol versus smoke in lungs.]
me: thank you, but i'm sick. have at it though!
Bangable Dudes in History →
yeah, you heard me. “HISTORIC BONER NO. 14: Nikola Tesla”
please enjoy this complaint i just emailed to...
I was a ticketed passenger on the flight 453 from LGA to MKE on 1/12, when my flight was canceled at 2:10 am on 1/11/11 (30 hours before the original flight was scheduled to take off!) preemptively in light of weather heading toward New York City. This is unacceptable. There was no snow on the ground in the departure city at the time of cancellation, nor did snow begin to fall until 8 hours...
BBC News - More than 1,000 blackbirds fall out of... →
a compilation of last night's new year's...
I will: Worry less about the national debt. Use my big boy words. Dance with who I came to the dance with. Have less stinky feet. Be nicer to cougars I see at the bar. Keep slutty legs alive. Have more cowboy buttsex. Lick more salt, bitches. Answer the phone. Apologize less. Shiny buttons. Look people in the eye when speaking. Smoke more dick and less cigarettes. Try the Obama...