the end... by sarah brumble.

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June 2011

25 posts

“That’s what art is: a magic trick.” —

-John Waters

(John Waters, Guest Curator at Walker Art Center, Minneapolis - NYTimes.com)

who wants to go with me?

Jun 27, 2011
Jun 23, 201131 notes
"short-order cook" by jim daniels

An average joe comes in
and orders thirty cheeseburgers and thirty fries.

I wait for him to pay before I start cooking.
He pays.
He ain’t no average joe.

The grill is just big enough for ten rows of three.
I slap the burgers down
throw two buckets of fries in the deep frier
and they pop pop spit spit …
pss …

The counter girls laugh.
I concentrate.
It is the crucial point—
they are ready for the cheese:
my fingers shake as I tear off slices
toss them on the burgers/fries done/dump/
refill buckets/burgers ready/flip into buns/
beat that melting cheese/wrap burgers in plastic/
into paper bags/fries done/dump/fill thirty bags/
bring them to the counter/wipe sweat on sleeve
and smile at the counter girls.
I puff my chest out and bellow:
“Thirty cheeseburgers, thirty fries!”
They look at me funny.
I grab a handful of ice, toss it in my mouth
do a little dance and walk back to the grill.
Pressure, responsibility, success,
thirty cheeseburgers, thirty fries.

Jun 23, 2011
#do a little dance.
  • me: can you just... tell me i'm not failing at life?
  • mom: are you happy and enjoying life?
  • me: definitely. most of the time.
  • mom: and can you pay your bills?
  • me: uh huh.
  • mom: yeah, you're fine.
  • me: that's it? really? am i happy and i can pay rent? it's that simple?
  • mom: you're not failing at life.
  • me: huh.
Jun 23, 20113 notes
#it's that easy!
Jun 21, 2011
#breakfast of champions.
How to Behave in an Airport (and on a plane) | Conner's Blog → connermccall.com

yup. @sloped nailed it.

Jun 21, 2011
Jun 21, 20112 notes
Play
Jun 21, 2011
aoyaoia

n. a musical flavor found in electric guitar solos that compels you to snarl, squint and bend your spine like a longbow being drawn back to fire a warning shot to your distant ancestors, so they may know that your domestication will not go unavenged.

Jun 21, 2011548 notes
#that's the word of the day!
Red Tide - Neko Case

the mollusks they have won.

Jun 20, 2011
Jun 20, 201178 notes
#nerdery.
Jun 15, 2011
#GPOYW. #follies of youth.
Jun 15, 2011
Wannabe Knight On Horseback Allegedly Smashes Through Woman's Door In Drunk Attempt To Sweep Her Off Her Feet → weirdnews.aol.com

while attempting to find the above article online, i entered a keyword phrase that shall go unreplicated here. the following search results accompanied the intended article:

  • Pigeon fancier ‘shot neighbour dead’ in drunken row over cats
  • Burlesque Stars Fight Those Who Would Strip Away Risque History

today, i love the internet.

Jun 14, 2011
#lulz.
Jun 13, 20118 notes
#i think i'm in love.
Jun 13, 2011
#atlas obscura.
Dear All Boys | The Tangential → thetangential.com

2. Girls are like handwritten blue book-style essays. If you stop and think through what you’re going to say, for just a few seconds, you have an exponentially increased chance at success (success being defined as, of course, not being a befuddling dillweed). […]When you say something to a girl, we listen. We take your words at face value, and then we assess accordingly. We usually consult our closest female friends in the process, putting our collective brainpower to work to figure out what’s going on. Here’s how it usually goes down. “He said he was looking forward to spending more time with me,” says girl A. Girl B, after careful consideration, responds, “Well, I suppose that means he’s looking forward to spending time with you.” You can see, therefore, why saying things without thinking them through could cause frustration and confusion. We don’t like giving F’s, but we will if we have to.

Jun 13, 2011
#the tangential is ruining my life.
joke!
  • rob: what's brown and rhymes with snoop?
  • leann: poop!
  • rob: dr. dre.
Jun 10, 2011
#lulz.
Jun 10, 201127 notes
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