[…] there will be a lot of opportunities for you to try and kill Rasputin. When he’s on top of ladder trying to fix the gutter on the third story eve, why not push the ladder over so that he falls into that pile of broken farm machinery. Ouch! Or how about when Rasputin is driving down the highway, you drop a safe off an overpass at just the right moment so that it’ll look to him like a big square turkey flying right at his face and…! Or maybe monkey poop laced with E Coli and placed on his plate like a dab of dark chocolate? He’ll gobble it up like a fool and it’ll completely ruin his day’s evil plans. Or why not put some old rotten donuts in his cassock hood before his hike through Killer Bear Valley? The bears’ll be star struck by his sunken eyes and long dirty fingernails and lecherous malice in the guise of holy orthodoxy. “Rasputin?” they’ll ask “In our daily lives?” And so he’ll probably escape, but only to be killed again by you on other days, in even more startling and unconventional ways.